verycorrectavengersquotes:

Peter, crawling to the kitchen of the compound at 3 AM: WHERE is the appley juice

Sam, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*

swingsetindecember:

mcu canon sam wilson is so vastly different from fanon because sam wilson in the mcu 

• tries to outrun captain america because steve’s being an ass
• keeps tabs on the location of his exo flight suit at all times just incase someone was down for a weekend heist into a military stronghold
• has enough eggs for unplanned breakfast guests
• carries a k-bar knife when his in plain clothes
• will happily call up hydra agents to threaten them with bodily harm while sipping an ice tea
• no problem jumping out of a falling building
• leave the country at a drop of a hat to find bucky with steve
• apparently called shotgun to sit in the front seat of that volkswagon 
• will take no shit from anyone

sam wilson, everybody. he’s the best. he doesn’t just make cupcakes for the va. i mean, i’m sure he does but he does a heck of a lot more