incorrectmarvelkids:

Tony: Snake.

Peter: Danger noodle.

Tony: Penguin.

Peter: Formal chicken.

Tony: Rabbit.

Peter: Booplesnoot.

Tony: Raccoon.

Peter: Fat boi

Rocket: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE F-

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

disdainful:

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

verycorrectavengersquotes:

Peter, crawling to the kitchen of the compound at 3 AM: WHERE is the appley juice

Sam, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*

stark-tony:

 I adore tony being one of peter’s emergency contacts at school but what I love even better is the school staffs reaction to may putting him as one

I mean they would just be like “i’m sorry you wanna put who as what now?!?!”