Tony, after sacrificing his life for everyone on earth and meeting Death:
lmao anyways i’m a TERRIBLE person who has always been terrible one time i accidentally shoplifted from target and oh my god u could feel my criminal history and i am just the absolute WORST my old uncle sold weapons without my knowing to enemies and i am held personally responsible for it bc even tho i never knew about it, it was totally my fault also one time captain america in new york tripped and tbh that was probably my fault even tho i was in japan i can just feel it