peter: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
wade, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick
Avengers As Vines |38|
Thor : “So I am confusion. Why is this one kan-sas but this one is not ar-kan-sas? AMERICA EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS AR-KAN-SAW???”
Peter Parker: sometimes……. it’s Yeet or Be Yeeted
Tony Stark: I am begging you to just stop talking.
“And then he blocked me.”
—Peter Parker, sitting in Ned’s room with a tub of ice-cream, tears in his eyes, after sending Tony one too many memes